"Right in the middle of all these overthrows of emperors and kings, here's the queen of England..."

"You're not touching your beer..."

Ah, that! Come on, M. le baron, what the devil would you wish that one did with your confidences, if not abuse them?, p. 117

Go to the Opera ball with Madame Coquardeau, I consent

France's Repose

Robert Macaire, Exchange Broker

"Me, I am well supplied...the rest is all the same to me."

The Botanist's Triumph

"I would not have been more surprised if I hadn't seen my hat..."

Mister, it's not true, is it, that you don't dye your hair?

A Banquet for Horsemeat Eaters

And if Mlle. would condescend to accept the homage and supplication of a gentleman... -Are you finished yet?!, p. 61

At the residence indicated by the bill signed in Paris. . .